Men – Let’s Get Out Of The Man-Box, Together (a Huffington Post blog piece)

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Sometimes things happen that seem to wrap what you thought were separate threads of your life together in a way that makes perfect sense afterwards, but which you never saw coming.

Until barely three months ago I did nothing that wasn’t about just getting through the day, working, eating, wishing I could sleep better and moaning about needing more satisfaction out of my days. Another frustrated middle-aged man. Ideal company.

I’d kind of lost the plot. A plot in which the opening chapters, the unreliable rear-view mirror told me, were full of fervent beliefs, risk-taking, challenge to what seemed wrong and a sense that the future was up for grabs. Mid-life crisis was in the post and I was a jaded ex-everything. Ex-optimist, ex-questioner, ex-believer in causes.

Then, somehow, I started to feel the ravelling of threads – if ravelling is the opposite of unravelling.
At work (I organise collaborative programmes between groups of schools in the Midlands) two of the many things with which I was involved started, more than usual, to take centre-stage and demand that I made a particular effort, did them ‘right’.

One was promoting the White Ribbon Campaign which encourages men to take a public stand in the fight against Violence Against Women and Girls and one was helping get a ‘Coaching Healthy and Respectful Masculinity’ Programme, run by A Call To Men UK, off the ground.

At work I spin plates, find grants, link people, and am well used to balancing loads of strands and just being glad that they happen and then moving on to the next. But these two projects just seemed to ‘matter’ more.

With a great network of local partners – teachers in schools, district council employees and student leaders we made the White Ribbon – the symbol of the movement that has spread from Canada across the Anglophone world – appear on the lapels of whole bus queues of teenage students, on the aprons of catering staff, the lanyards of cleaners and the suits of school governors and head teachers. We commissioned plays tackling the themes of domestic abuse and controlling relationships and we gathered two thousand pledges from students never to ‘commit, condone or remain silent’ about violence and abuse. It felt like the right thing to be doing.

The White Ribbon Campaign’s big push – the ‘Sixteen days of Action’ runs from 25th November to 10th of December. Normally – for me, if not for them – the day after it ends our materials are packed away, the displays cleared and the next project is under way. On the 11th December this year, instead, I rang the White Ribbon Campaign offices and said ‘I want to be a WRC ambassador, year-round’. Simple. In schools we preach to kids about volunteering and making a contribution to the wider community. I have done years of talking exactly that talk without ever actually walking the walk.

Before Christmas I was on board and at the end of January I got my first ambassadorial ‘posting’ – to a fundraising comedy night in Swansea. Rocking up at The Liberty Stadium to see nearly 300 people sporting the ribbons, sticking their hands deep in their pocket and shining a light on the grimly routine annual murder of 120 British women gave me, strangely, a long-forgotten sense of purpose – this was what I should be doing with my Saturday night, 100 miles from home! I should be standing up and being counted, connected to other people, struggling for something better. Of course.

Around the same time A Call To Men UK started to train me and colleagues from schools in the ‘Coaching Healthy & Respectful Masculinity’ programme. CH & RM is the fruit of collaboration between Kay Clarke, founder of Midlands Domestic Abuse Survivors’ group ‘Supportworks Foundation’ and Tony Porter, inspirational US speaker and Co-founder of A Call To Men (US). Their perseverance and inspirational presentations have won me over to their cause, too, and I am happy to do what I can, beyond the day-job, to promote their work. I currently manage their twitter feed which has been a steep and rapid learning curve for a twitter ingénue.

The Call To Men UK programme is nationally ground-breaking – a 10 week curriculum for teenage lads, delivered in school, in how to unpick language, media images, historical beliefs and their own attitudes towards women and girls and themselves as developing men.

A Call To Men’s key concept is the Man-box, a mental structure that keeps men and boys trapped in rigidly defined and self-policed versions of masculinity that lead them to disconnect from the experience of women, to undervalue them and to see them as objects. Although most men are well-meaning and not abusive, the shared codes of the man-box transmit a kind of collective nod and wink to abusers. Getting out of the man-box is therefore a key to happier lives for men and women alike.

So here I am – in the space of a few months I’ve gone from moaning about being directionless, frustrated and unsatisfied to volunteering for two organisations that I believe in and which give me energy. In the process I feel like I’ve rediscovered, in a small way, how I felt as a young man when the world was new. I look at my kids when we talk about the man-box (in traffic on the school run, like you do – you do, don’t you?) or as they help me get the stall ready at a White Ribbon event and I wonder only one thing – why didn’t I do any of this before?

spirit level

I said I’d rather carry you                                                                                             Than say a prayer If your sister didn’t mind.                                                                        I can lift a weight  and mean it, you see.                                                                             I drove up with R And the little one,                                                                                Just six months old                                                                                                        And knew I’d see all the faces                                                                                           At your biggest gig                                                                                                             And was proud to show her off.                                                                                   Both, in fact.                                                                                                                      At least that.                                                                                                                        I got sat down with five others –                                                                                  Mates of all sizes and conditions,                                                                                        Some not really fit.                                                                                                         The circus was in town, as always.                                                                                We didn’t bother with a spirit level It was a goodwill thing.                                              At the wake we all felt sick                                                                                             Like someone had tilted the earth                                                                                  And you had to hang on to what you could Grab                                                                                                                                New lives, love, feeling connected to people                                                                    And for the moment, until the smoke cleared,                                                                    Until it was obvious you were a no-show,                                                                      You

Operation Get Shot – addressing the disappointment of owning Royal Shit & Cheap Shots

the network of spies grows: london, leeds, bolton, brooklyn, madrid, barcelona, paris, toronto, manchester, nice, oslo, cambridge, the suburbs (tbc), lisbon and cadiz with a possible tangiers…. i’m so tickled i’m practically bi-polar…apparently…but then all planets are as well…i think.. all i gotta do is get some stationery and lick some stamps…what could go wrong…?

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Operation Get Shot

Comrades. My manager Doris Stokes Medium has come up with a sort of plan. The end game is to rid the gaff of about 400 superqueens albums which are a) a gentle reminder of the futility of existence and b) a physical encumbrance forming a thorn in the side of the minimalist within me.

Your help is hereby solicited. In a nutshell I intend to give them all away. To add a small element of amusement and interactivity the method of this disencumbrance is proposed as follows:

Interested parties will be sent (gratis of course) 10 albums (mix of ‘royal shit’ and ‘cheap shots’). The plan is simple – just leave the cd’s somewhere public – bar, library, train, or give them to acquaintances. The cd’s will have a sticker on them with an email address / twitter thing and maybe a Facebook page link, inviting comments. End of. I’ll do some sort of blog thing about it, maybe try and squeeze a pony out of the guardian who publish such guff now and then.

Might be a laugh. Of course you can do what you want with them once you get ’em, but I imagine you’d be almost as happy to get shot as I will be…

I need friends in high and low places – conurbations preferred. Brum, Liverpool, Manchester, London, Derby, Glasgow, Edinburgh, Sheffield, Bristol, New York, Madrid, Barcelona and of course Kidderminster.

This is not a sales pitch, this is Operation Get Shot.

Let me know if you fancy going postal…

I blush, a bit

A nice review for Easy Rhymes A.K.A. … “I’ve lost count of the times I’ve got blissfully lost in Michael Conroy’s work. Walked, mouth agape through his often dangerous but always beautifully observed, razor sharp poetry. I get enticed into every landscape and scene, his wit cajoling me, dragging me in. Where will he take me this time? Who will I meet? I was in the corner when, “The knackered lift was a nuptial suite, and she conceived at a 100 ft.” Luckily they didn’t see me, moved to tears by the creative genius that put us all there. The book and the band stuff are works of genius in my mind. Proper epic stuff.

If you only buy one book this year – make it this one.”

Craig Cash, award-winning writer, actor & director, The Royle Family, Mrs Merton, Early Doors

Errr…cheers, much obliged

Easy Rhymes a.k.a. – coming soon

am at the existentially provocative stage of looking at reviews and mentions i have had in various formats over the years in various mags, fanzines and websites, mulling over the pro’s and con’s of wheeling ’em out to use as a means of lending some kind of ersatz validity/interest/hook to the soon-to-materialise ‘Easy Rhymes a.k.a …’ collection. it strikes me that many of the write-ups are grammatically and stylistically odd, and also that many of the titles no longer exist. some of the journalists are probably now dead. others will probably have forgotten ever saying/thinking what my bit of paper with their name on says they said. fuck. also, the reviews are not of the book, they are of other stuff i have done – gigs, albums and all that jazz.  two schools of thought emerging. 1: chuck the kitchen sink at it and use ’em all, who cares, really? 2: don’t use any. they’re old hat, you tosser. go for the null aesthetic and challenge readers. the artistic purity gambit. i’d like to do both…

off to bed, resolution deferred.